nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
Legit the best realism tattoo I’ve ever seen. So beautiful!
Those K-pop idols that look like threatening cold blooded killers you’d run into in a dark alleyway but in reality they’re sugary gumdrop princesses mixed with dash of awkward.
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
when actually i’m like this:
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
kpop bloggers who turn out to be super socially aware and know perfectly well how to differentiate between idols and a country and like idols because they are hot and not out of a fetish
When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”
but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”
my makeup will never be as good as a kpop boy’s